Description: BLACKBEARD: Girl boss

Description: BLACKBEARD: Horny for a guy who looks like a dying ET.

Description: BLACKBEARD: When you question me I take psychic damage.

Description: BLACKBEARD: How many times do I have to explain this shit?

Description: BLACKBEARD: I could only afford one sleeve

Description: BLACKBEARD: In this house everything reminds us of wieners, even clouds.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Sigh no one wants to work anymore.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Introductions are hard.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Oh youse a big boi huh

Description: BLACKBEARD: The bird tell you that?

Description: BLACKBEARD: Insert joke at the expense of my tiny wife.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Shut the fuck up I stg.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Well then, guess I'll die.

Description: BLACKBEARD: You wanna say that again, m8?

Description: BLACKBEARD: Who spilled a jar of mayonnaise on the bed? Oh wait that's not a condiment, that's just Stede Bonnet.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Wet and pathetic man-tits are the best.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Oh hey I didn't see you there.

Description: BLACKBEARD: You don't fucking recognize me?

Description: BLACKBEARD: You ever have someone read you to filth so hard it makes you question everything?

Description: BLACKBEARD: Cool guys don't look back when they're walking away.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Oh you didn't want to hear about my trauma, anyway.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Do you mind? I need to dissociate for a minute thanks.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Say sike right now.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Didn't you hear? I'm notoriously insane.

Description: BLACKBEARD: It's so cute when men are scared of you.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Can't believe I've met someone weirder than me.

Description: BLACKBEARD: Hit him with the 'need me a sugar daddy' eyes.

Description: BLACKBEARD: The aristocrats.

Description: BLACKBEARD: You ever get fucking sick of it all?

Description: BLACKBEARD: When you realize all of your problems are your own fault.

Description: BLACKBEARD: The fuck is that?

Description: BLACKBEARD: Smiling at the cute walking corpse in the corner.

Description: STEDE BONNET: I'm actually Stede now do you mind?

Description: STEDE BONNET: Please clap.

Description: STEDE BONNET: Where do you wanna put those?

Description: STEDE BONNET: Who the fuck invited this guy?

Description: STEDE BONNET: Yeah thanks for undermining my point, bro

Description: STEDE BONNET: What if I sat atop a piano like this while you played it badly?

Description: STEDE BONNET: Showing off for the cute bois.

Description: STEDE BONNET: Dickfuck no it's not.

Description: STEDE BONNET: Oh I like FUCKED UP fucked up, huh?

Description: STEDE BONNET: Hah well guess I can't be trusted lol

Description: STEDE BONNET: If we die, we die pissed.

Description: STEDE BONNET: Eat my ass, Spanish Navy.

Description: STEDE BONNET: When you find a guy so charming you immediately scheme to murder him.

Description: STEDE BONNET: You planning on staying up there all day or?

Description: STEDE BONNET: You're thinking too small, m8

Description: STEDE BONNET: Post-murder-plot-ennui

Description: BLACKBEARD: Around these parts we call stabbing knives into eyeballs 'hot girl shit'